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Hello folks, let’s chat…I’m just dropping in to check on y’all. And, of course, to keep you abreast on all the straight running crazy news out there. Let’s jump right in with some local madness. Somewhere in Louisiana the police are on the lookout for, “an aggressive chicken.” That’s an actual quote from a news bulletin. The suspect has gone, um, a foul of the law

A boy ran by a man standing on the curb. Five minutes later the boy rushed by again, and again, and again. Finally, the man stopped him and asked, “Why are you running in circles, son?” Very indignant, the boy shouted, “I’m not! I’m running away from home!” “Oh,” said the man, “But you’ve gone around the same block at least five times.” “I know!” shouted the