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When nekkid news breaks out, All Things Southern breaks in, mostly because the word nekkid makes me laugh. Here’s what I know. The other day authorities detained a Pennsylvania woman we’ll call Lady Godiva. She came to their attention by stepping out of her car in the middle of traffic, taking off her shirt and commencing to stroll down the street. One can surmise that she found this enjoyable because she soon took off her pants, put them on her head, and continued her walk. Lady Godiva is currently undergoing a mental evaluation. I may be able to save them some time.
I’m from a small town. Around here, traffic jams are caused by tractors, combines, and similar farm equipment. I’m happy to admit that I’m no expert on the frustration of traffic congestion. However, I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that stripping nekkid and leaving on foot is an over-reaction, at best, and may be full blown SRC. Pants on your head, pants on your head, looking kinda strange with your pants on your head…
In related news, three topless women from the Ukraine recently broke into an international conference of business and political leaders. They claimed to be calling attention to the world’s poor people. Really? Females everywhere know that stripping off your shirt is guaranteed to call attention to something, but it won’t be poor people. Seriously, I don’t understand this fascination with taking off your clothes in public, but it does remind me
of a story.
Last weekend I was sitting at my book table in Tyler, TX, having just spoken to the Cowgirl Get Together, when a well-dressed stranger bent down and asked me if she could look at my boots. Only “boots” is not the word I heard. I could’ve sworn she asked to see my body parts! In the split second before I used my context clues, the color drained from my face – and cued my new friend in to the misunderstanding. We enjoyed a great laugh together and no one, I repeat no one had to get nekkid.