A Story– Just Between Us

HELLO MY FRIENDS! PLEASE GO TO MY BLOG FOR AN EXPLANATION FROM ME ON YOUR MISSING NEWSLETTER AND WHY THE WEBSITE HASN’T BEEN UPDATED THIS WEEK. HUGS, SHELLIE

Hello folks, I hope y’all are fine as frog hair split four ways and sanded down (one of my Papa’s lines). It’s all good here. Have a seat, and let’s chat…~smile~

Dixie Belle is furious with me. She’s heard about the new DOGTV channel from Time Warner, and she can’t believe I won’t hook it up for her. Well, A) The channel is only available right now in— wait for it, California, and B) I hear it’s filmed from a dog’s eye view and I’m not interested in streaming twenty-four/seven video images of the things that tend to capture a dog’s attention. Besides, I refuse to have her hanging out on the sofa all day watching TV in her housecoat when there’s so much work to do around here. You’re right, Dixie doesn’t have a housecoat, but if she did, I wouldn’t let her lay around in it.

It’s best to keep Dixie as sheltered as possible from the outside world anyway. She can’t handle it. She’s still upset over that whole ear thing. You’ve heard about that, right? Some lady, somewhere, is suing her vet because they accidentally cut off her dog’s ear during the poor dog’s grooming session. I know. It gets worse. They had the nerve to glue the ear back on and return the dog without telling her! That’s horrible! I’d never do something like that. However…

I do know someone who used to be in Interior Decorating, who may have accidentally broken the foot off of a customer’s high-priced antique dresser years ago. At least, she thought she did. The way I understand it, the distressed decorator may have taken some penny nails and wood glue and attempted to repair it. All I know is, hours later, when the lady of the house finally got around to mentioning how expensive that chest was, and how the decorator should be extra careful with the foot because it was broken, and how she was trying to find someone who was qualified to work on it… Well, the decorator lady may have gotten her glue gun and got out of Dodge.

FYI, there’s no video to go to here, either. Meaning, should Dixie overhear this, there’s no way for her to get that lady in trouble. And all God’s children said, “Amen.”

Hugs,
Shellie

P.S Do check out this week’s video. I made y’all a silent movie!